i´ve been here a week and a bit now, hannah left yesterday, and i´m feeling a bit at a loose end with no-one to tell what to do but myself.
bit of a re-cap i feel is necessary.
i´m in the capital of chile, santiago, the only place in the world where a child molester was chosen to head the ´safety on trains campaign´,
i´m pretty sure that this guy is related to the man that creegan buys his pants off (if you don´t get this check www.ispyshanghai.com 29th of april, in fact check all of it as it´s brilliant).
we; me and hannah my sister, left rio in brazil after a cultural last couple of days, riding the bonde
the last of rios ancient tramway system which hurtles up the steep hills with people hanging off the outside;
we only managed to do the 30 kinute round trip after a wait of 50 minutes due to rain on the tracks. last time we tried, a month before, a tree had fallen down and as it was a bank holiday the bonde was out of action for a full 4 days. we looked round the municipal cathedral that makes paddys wigwam in liverpool look like st.pauls and has a statue of limeny snicket inside,
check the building itself in the reflection. also spent a few houtrs going across the water to niteroi to check out the museum of modren art and the famous views of rio from afar.
unfortunately the museum was closed and the visibility was about 3 feet due to the excessive rain but the cafe was open.
santiago wins the annual award for ´worlds most smoggingest city´ on a pretty regular basis
this is the best view of the andes i have managed so far, the picture postcard shots rely on an unlikely sequence of rain and sun which only really happens a few times in winter so i´m unlikely to see it in my visit. most days are spent doing my favouirite, free, activity; walking around and it´s a pretty good city for it. the chileans are very proud of their independance and have loads of commemorations of their revolutionaries especially bernardo o´higgins who has half of the city named after him and loads of statues.
don´t sit down infront of this one or the armed police will have a 6 strong mothers meeting before electing someone to politely come and tell you to stand up. the city centre has severly steep hills round it that are responsible for keeping the smog around but are great for putting statues, churches and decorative gardens on.
there is also a play park at the top of cerro san cristobal which allows for some very mature swinging and climbing.
the city centre has the grandest archtecture that i´ve seen on the trip, in the placa de armas
many an hour is spent just sitting and watching the street artists, vendors and the world go by in general. the chilean people seem a lot more content than most and although the level of public affection is almost stomach turning in its intensity and often proximity, in general it´s nice just to hang around and watch people having fun and being happy in themselves.
at night the hostel has a free pool table which can burn up all of the time thats not spent sampling the local wines. in the centre of town along the main road, avenida o´higgins, runs the scankiest river i´ve ever seen, fortunately either side of the river is all parkland with statues, sculptures and fountains galore.
on the rare occasions that i have splashed out, i blew 50p on a day at the races
went crazy in the museum of precolonial art
i only managed to get this one picture of a shaman wearing a monkeys skin before getting rumbled taking pictures and stalked like a scally in harrods for the rest of the visit. i´m not sure if the voluntary contribution towards the upkeep of the cathedral counts as excessive spending but i had to fit in this sculpture which is easily the best i´ve ever seen;
the one big blowout was at the city theme park fantasilandia. when you spend 5 quid on something you have to make it worth your while so basically every ride was hit both day;
and night;
the highlight was definately this beast;
which is the same as the missile at the american adventure but without the week long queue and this beast;
which is kind of like being inside a washing machine with 20 other people. anyone who, like me, hasn´t been to a theme park in the last 5 years, get to one now!!!
no scratch that,
get to one when i get back!!!